Histories of trips.

The History of the Shorts:

On a beautiful Sunday five cold buoys leave the arduous work and are they going to a beach in the northeast, does arriving at the beach a called boy Piróca leave the quatros friends the edge sea and does leave in direction the sale to buy some beers, doesn't arriving in the sale the proprietor leave that Piróca takes the beers, him non trousse the bottles, then question how it could take the beers?, does the proprietor answer, do leave here a shorts and you can take the beers, " shorts, warranty check in the value of the bottles ", does angry Piróca come out then furious of the sale without buying anything, arriving close to the friends all ask because it was long so much and because he/she didn't bring the beers, does he explain the one what it happened and are all stunned, does Piróca ask?, who can lend me a briefs to leave my shorts in the sale, but of all the friends the only what was of briefs an old one it was and was your briefs so old that more seemed a floorcloth, without alternative Piróca accepted and did it go to look for the drinks, after two hours all do ask because Piróca was being long so much?, do all come out in search of him, does not finding in any part of the city all go the small sale and do they ask for the friend the proprietor, My gentleman, by chance it did come a boy of some 20 years very thin here with blue eyes to buy beer in your sale? , the owner of the sale looks at all and he answers, I don't remember!, but some hours brings her entered here only a youngster of briefs with the balls outside and a shorts in the hand, the boy made a tremendous confusion in here, the women had left screaming and they called her it polices, they took him for the police station, I think it was treated of a perverted one, hopefully that polices he has her given a beating in him!

The History of Totá

In a city of the coast the new aldermen make a meeting, after the têrmino, one of the aldermen search the mayor hopelessly, and it comments that they are robbing the city hall, he discovered a ghost employee with high wage, with the name of Totá, he has as proving the fact, the following day the mayor it marks a meeting with all the aldermen, Zé enters in the meeting room, in your hands a list containing the ghost employee's name, after examining the list the mayor looks furious for all and he answers, Zé! your ignorant bug is not Totá it is Total, " the list with the suspect actually a list was with all the aldermen's of the city wage, was Tóta actually the sum of all the wages (Total)", Zé not understanding anything, does he/she ask the mayor?, Mister, do I live in this city to 40 years, and don't I know this such of Totá or Total, after all because he wins more than everybody in this city?.

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